Hey – I’m back! Didja miss me? Didja notice I was gone? Ha – unlikely. But I don’t care (apart from the fact that my soul is in fact breaking). Anyway, while I was gone I have Learnt and now Know. What is this Knowledge, I hear you ask, and why does it deserve capitalisation? I’ll tell you – I watched more of the Beatles’ cartoon (but it wasn’t really theirs, was it… maybe the Beatles Cartoon?) than is probably healthy. But I noticed a lot of things which are bound to help me in later life! Like…
- There are guns sitting around, unattended, at underage Art Shows
- Chicks really dig fake beards
- Batgirl was actually a raving mad Paul McCartney fan (and who could blame her – swoon)
- Never trust the wax models at Houses of Wax; they’re probably alive and/or Dracula
- Native American tents fold up like beach umbrellas
- It’s ok to tip sand on Ringo; never ok to tip sand on George
And many more! I also enjoyed The Ant and the Aadvark, Family Guy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (a personal favourite of mine… shhh!), The Pink Panther Show, Tom and Jerry, Courage the Cowardly Dog and a whole host of other perfectly mature television programmes.
I also bought things I really need (like John Lennon sunglasses) and things that, on reflection, I could probably do without (some rocks painted like cats). But in the end, the love you take, is equal to, the love you spend on airfares. I rest my case.
Lie To Me is back on! I looooove yooou, Breeeeeendan Hinesssssss!
